Birthday

I bought my wife a fridge for her birthday. Seems a crap present, but her face lit up when she opened it. 

Center of the Universe

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.

    ~  Bernard Bailey  ~
                                                                                                       

San Diego Museum of Art - San Diego, California

 

 

                               San Diego Museum of Art

Making Sense

Stop trying to make sense of something that will never make sense.                 

School

I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.