Bikers: living proof that you can wear leather and not look sexy.
Friday, July 25, 2025
Saturday, July 19, 2025
Sunday, July 13, 2025
Monday, July 7, 2025
Loose Change
I always throw my loose change into a large vase because my mother always told me, "A penny saved is a penny urned".
Monday, June 30, 2025
Universe
The universe consists of two types of things: "matter" and "doesn't matter".
~ Sir Terry Pratchett ~
Tuesday, June 24, 2025
Wednesday, June 18, 2025
Squat
The fitnesss trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?"
I said, "Diddly".
Thursday, June 12, 2025
Friday, June 6, 2025
Saturday, May 31, 2025
Opportunity
Sunday, May 25, 2025
Monday, May 19, 2025
Tuesday, May 13, 2025
Seashells
I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered along the beaches around the world. Maybe you've seen it.
~ Stephen Wright ~
Wednesday, May 7, 2025
Thursday, May 1, 2025
Friday, April 25, 2025
Be Decisive
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.
Saturday, April 19, 2025
Sunday, April 13, 2025
Monday, April 7, 2025
Breakfast in Bed
My wife said I can have breakfast in bed anytime I want it. All I have to do is sleep in the kitchen.
Tuesday, April 1, 2025
Wednesday, March 26, 2025
Thursday, March 20, 2025
Speaking
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
Friday, March 14, 2025
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