A Fool

 If a fool could keep silent he would not be a fool.

    ~  Swedish Proverb  ~

Breakfast in Bed

My wife said I can have breakfast in bed anytime I want it.  All I have to do is sleep in the kitchen.

Fun

 

 

 

There is no such thing as fun for the entire family.

    ~ Jerry Seinfield  ~

 

Fine Line

                       

There's a fine line between hyphenated words.

 

Speaking

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

Talking

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

    ~  Addision Mizner  ~
 

Pants

                 

If liar pants did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun!

Gregorian Calendar

                                       Monday -  Greg       

                                       Tuesday -   Ian

                                       Wednesday - Greg

                                       Thursday - Ian

                                       Friday - Greg

                                       Saturday - Ian

                                       Sunday - Greg

                                The Gregorian Calendar     

Anger

Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

      ~  Budda  ~

Budweiser

I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned. 

Peace of Mind

Nothing is more conductive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.

     ~  Georg Christoph Lichtenberg  ~

Best Things in Life

The best things in life are actually really expensive.

Succeed

 

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.                  

Buck

I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.                                   

Mythical Creature

My favorite mythical creature?

The honest politician.

Knocking

 I always knock on the fridge before I open it.  Just in case there's a salad dressing.   

Normal

To be normal is the ideal aim of the unsuccessful.

      ~  Carl Jung  ~

Happy New Year - 2025

I asked Siri if there was anyone who actually follows through with their New Year's revolutions. Want to know what she told me?

"Yes. The Earth."