Saturday, March 8, 2025

Pants

                 

If liar pants did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun!

Sunday, March 2, 2025

Gregorian Calendar

                                       Monday -  Greg       

                                       Tuesday -   Ian

                                       Wednesday - Greg

                                       Thursday - Ian

                                       Friday - Greg

                                       Saturday - Ian

                                       Sunday - Greg

                                The Gregorian Calendar     


Monday, February 24, 2025

Anger


Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

      ~  Budda  ~

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Budweiser

I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned. 

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Peace of Mind


Nothing is more conductive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.

     ~  Georg Christoph Lichtenberg  ~

Thursday, February 6, 2025

Best Things in Life


The best things in life are actually really expensive.

Friday, January 31, 2025

Succeed

 

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.                  

Saturday, January 25, 2025

Buck


I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.                                   

Sunday, January 19, 2025

Mythical Creature


My favorite mythical creature?

The honest politician.

Monday, January 13, 2025

Knocking


 I always knock on the fridge before I open it.  Just in case there's a salad dressing.   

Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Normal


To be normal is the ideal aim of the unsuccessful.

      ~  Carl Jung  ~

Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Happy New Year - 2025


I asked Siri if there was anyone who actually follows through with their New Year's revolutions. Want to know what she told me?

"Yes. The Earth."