Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena

. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangling legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

People

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

    ~  Robert Zend  ~

Books

Books can take you to anyplace in the world, and they have more leg room than most airplanes.

Variation Law

 

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

Stomach

My stomach is flat. The L is just silent.

Laughing at a Joke

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

    ~  Scott Adams  ~

Calendar

Calendar

 

  Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.