Variation Law

 

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

Stomach

My stomach is flat. The L is just silent.

Laughing at a Joke

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

    ~  Scott Adams  ~

Calendar

Calendar

 

  Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.