Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena

. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangling legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

People

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

    ~  Robert Zend  ~

Books

Books can take you to anyplace in the world, and they have more leg room than most airplanes.