Yourself

Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm. 

The Law of Television Entertainment

 

The Law of Television Entertainment:

As soon as you find a television program that you really like, it will be cancelled.

Simple Philosophy

 

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty.  Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
 

      ~  Alice Roosevelt Longworth  ~

 

Squats

I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.

Cactus

Why is it so hard to come up with a cactus joke?

Because it is such a thorny problem.

Be Yourself

You can only "be yourself" in public if "yourself" is socially acceptable.

People are Free

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. 

       
~~  Eric offer ~~

Law of the Result

Law of the Result

- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

Direction

My wife got really mad about the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.
 

Doing Nothing

“Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.”

    ~  Winnie the Pooh  ~

Hair

Hair: the only real cure for baldness.
 

Less Things Change

The less things change, the more they remain the same.

      ~  Sicilian proverb  ~

Alligators

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Law of Public Speaking

  Law of Public Speaking

-- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

Playlist

 

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix. 

The World

The world is a skyscraper! Don't always stay on the same floor! Go upstairs, go downstairs; visit the lives of other tenants! Visit eagles; visit mushrooms!

    ~   Mehmet Murat ildan  ~             

Law of the Bath

Law of the Bath 

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

A Great Man

A great man is hard on himself, a small man is hard on others.

        ~  Confucius  ~

Luck

My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb. 

Young

 

You're never too old to be young!

      ~  The 7 Dwarfs  ~