Volcano

More than 80 percent of the Earth's surface was formed due to volcanic eruptions.

A Good Flight

You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you're grateful.

Coyote and Roadrunner

A roadrunner's top speed is 20 mph while a coyote's top speed is 43 mph .....

'SIGH', my whole childhood was a big fat lie!

Corny

A-maized and corn-fused.

Life

Life isn't about finding yourself.  Life is about creating yourself.

Couples

"Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her and one for them together".

       ~  Jacqueline Bisset  ~

Guitarist and a Mutual Fund

What's the difference between a guitarist and a mutual fund?

One matures.