Sunday, June 28, 2015

Math Teachers


What if math teachers are really pirates ... and they just want us to find the X so they can get the buried treasure.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Two Fish


Two fish were in a tank.  One says to the other, "How do I drive this thing?"



Monday, June 22, 2015

A Man's Life


The average man's life consists of:

twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going;
forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too!

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Life


Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

    ~  Lao Tzu  ~

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Spider


"Laws: We know what they are, and what they are worth!
They are spider webs for the rich and mighty, steel chains for the poor and weak, fishing nets in the hand of the government."

    ~  Pierre-Joseph Proudhon  ~