Saturday, December 19, 2015

Bar


An Irishman, a Italian and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Word of the Day: Musician [myoo-zish-uh] n.


Musician:

Someone who put $5000 worth of gear into a $500 car to drive 100 miles to a $50 gig.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Did you Hear?


Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa. 

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Success


The road to success is always under construction.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015