Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Restaurant


Did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened up on the moon?

Good food, but no atmosphere.

Friday, January 22, 2016

Calm


Anyone can be calmed in an instant by looking at the ocean or the stars.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Word of the Day: Aviator [ey-vee-ey-ter] n.


Aviator

Men who can do anything a bird can do, except sit on a barbed wire fence.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Magnets


If I swallow magnets, will I become attractive?

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Relax


Relax .... We're all crazy .... It's not a competition.