Learning to Count

I was young when I learned to count.  It was odd at first, even then.

Good Things

I understand good things come to those who wait.  Might I inquire, how long is the line?

Dog's

From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

    ~  Mabel L. Robinson  ~   

The Door

A man noted for telling puns was locked in a dark room.  He was told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation.  He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!" 

Word-of-the-Day: Ghost [gohst] n.

Ghost - A shadow of its former self.

Happiness

Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not think was open.

Old Age

With age comes wisdom.  Apparently, wisdom weighs 30 pounds.