Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Normal


Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Time


Time is limited.  Don't waste it on being stupid.

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Laziness


Laziness:

The habit of resting before you get tired.
    ~  Jules Renard  ~

Sunday, September 1, 2019

Bully


To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

Monday, August 26, 2019

Attention


For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.

Friday, August 23, 2019

Baseball vs Politics


What's the difference between baseball and politics? In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing.