Adam and Eve

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Life

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

Whodunit

Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.

Easter Greeting

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.”

      ~   Pope John Paul II   ~

Easter Bunny

Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?

At IHOP!

Old Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just get played out. 

Who are you?

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

    ~  Maya Angelou  ~