Hasty Pics

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

A tattoo artist has designs on his clients.

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.

~ Shakespeare ~

My superpower is making people laugh.
Which would be great if I was trying to be funny.

I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

Was it a bad day?

Or, was it a bad 5 minutes that you milked all day?