Glass

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point.  The glass is refillable.

Distance

Distance doesn't separate people .... Silence does.

     ~  Jeff Hood  ~

Car Sickness

Car sickness: 

The feeling you get when the car payment is due.

Worrying

Worrying works! 

90% of the things I worry about never happen.  

Bed

Bed is the poor man's opera.

    ~  Italian proverb  ~

History

One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.

      ~  Will Durant  ~

Rules

People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.