Two Kinds of People

There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

Dogs

Do dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no, it's the cops'?

Nail

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.

     ~  Japanese proverb  ~

Time

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

Happy Halloween - 2022

How do skeletons relax and get clean?

They take a milk bath.

Think

Think old and you'll be old. 

Think young and you'll be a delusional Old Fart.

Owl

What does a pretentious owl say?

Whom whom.