Boiled Egg

 

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 

Friendship

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other. 

    ~   Honor de Balzac  ~     

Kids Today

You gotta feel for kids today, growing up in a world where all the good screen names are already taken.     

Facts

 

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. 

Vessel

The empty vessel makes the greatest sound.

    ~   William Shakespeare  ~   

Bulldozing

Bulldozing:

Falling asleep during a political speech.

Watch

My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.