Driving

Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll. 

Byrne's Law

Byrne's Law:  In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

Hell

The man who invented auto-correct, should burn in hello.

Music

Now for a brief lesson in music:  B-sharp, never B-flat, always B-natural.

 

Life

 Life is what happens while you are making other plans.

    ~  John Lennon  ~

Max

“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take…I’ll be watching you.”
 

Decision

The hardest decision in life is deciding whether to 'walk away' or 'try harder'.