Politics

Politics:

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.  

Fashion

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

    ~  Oscar Wilde  ~

Laugh and Sleep

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

       ~  Irish Proverb  ~

Cake

 Keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting. 

Roman Numerals

 I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals. 

 I'm Livid.

Think

 THINK!  (It's not illegal....  YET)

Be Yourself

 

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to some people.

 

~  Tom Masson  ~