Sunday, November 18, 2012

Perspective


Less is more.  Unless you're standing next to the one with more.  Than less just looks pathetic.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Mr. Paint Wonders ...


Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Word of the Day: Farmer [fahr-mer] n.


 Farmer
(1) A person outstanding in his field.
(2) Someone who works from daybreak to backbreak.   

Monday, November 12, 2012

Light Bulb


How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Falling Tree


If a tree falls and no one hears it ... will a hipster buy the soundtrack?

Thursday, November 8, 2012