Word of the Day: Polynesia [pol-uh-nee-zhuh, -shuh] n.

Polynesia:  Memory loss in parrots

Ship and Car

Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? 

Truth

Revealing the truth is like lighting a match, it can bring light or it can set your world on fire.

    ~  Wiz Khalifa  ~

Pig

I pink therefore I ham.

Life and Camera

Life is like a camera.  Just focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't turn out just take another shot.

Howard the Advice Mallard:

Want your kids to sleep in on Saturday?

Tell them the first thing in the morning is cleaning their room.

3/32/14 - Congratulations

Today is your day!