Trees

How may trees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tree!

Jumping

Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall.

    ~  Ray Bradbury  ~

Poodles

Poodles don't have owners.  They have minions.

Pony Express National Museum - St. Joseph, Missouri

 

A link to: Pony Express National Museum

Pleasure

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste, that they rush past it.

     ~  Gandi  ~

Fight

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.”

I said, “You’ll be sorry.”

He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?”

I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

Happy Thanksgiving 2015

Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight.