Scotty

Very funny Scotty. Now beam me up my clothes. 

Twins

What do you call twin brothers?

A sunset!

Word of the Day: Afford [uh-fawrd, uh-fohrd] verb

Afford

A very popular make of car.

Being Negative

Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult.  You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it. 

Cats

There are many intelligent species in the universe.  They are all owned by cats.

Childhood and Adulthood

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

    ~  Larry David  ~

Reinventing the Wheel

You don't have to reinvent the wheel every day. Today you will do what you did yesterday, and tomorrow you will do what you did today. Eventually you will get somewhere.

    ~  Chuck Close  ~