Monday, November 13, 2017

Motorcyclist


Motorcyclist:

A person willing to take a container of flammable liquid, place it on top of a hot moving engine and then put the whole lot between their legs.  

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Veteran's Day - 2017

"America's Veterans have served their country with the belief that democracy and freedom are ideals to be upheld around the world."
            ~  John Doolittle  ~

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Word of the Day: Atomic Bomb [uh-tom-ik bom] n.


Atomic Bomb

(1) Something that makes molehills out of mountains.
(2) An invention to end all inventions.

Sunday, November 5, 2017

My Motto


My motto is "never say never."

Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto.

Friday, November 3, 2017

Cat Feeding


A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath. 

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

3 Kinds of Men


There are 3 kinds of men.  The one that learn by reading.  The few who learn by observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

    ~  Will Rogers  ~