Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try something easier.

Dreams

When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.

Belief

Men must be free to do what they believe. It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do, no matter how much we disagree. 

Flight 93 National Memorial - Shanksville, PA

 

A link to: Flight 93 National Memorial

Flamingo

My wife asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo.  I had to put my foot down.

Loneliness Tip

Loneliness tip:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it will not feel like you're alone anymore.

Roasting

I roasted a duck last night, but I don't think he got the jokes.