TRAVELING TIP:

Avoid the need to pack bulky shampoo bottles, which can leak in your suitcase, by arranging for the whole family to have 'skinhead' haircuts a day or two before departure.   

Everything

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

Kilts

Kilts were invented by the Irish. 

The word "kilt" is, in fact, Danish.

Work

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

    ~  James M. Barrie  ~ 

Pigeon and a General

 What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general?

 A military coo.

Experience

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

Good Day

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.