Follies

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. 

    ~  Helen Rowland  ~

At Work

Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.

First Job

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Understand

You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.

Both Feet

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
  

Meaning of Life

The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.

    ~  Alan Watts  ~     

Buddhist

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.