Dogs

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? 

It’s hardly ever for them.

Happy Halloween 2021

 What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? 

 "Bone Appetit!"

Evil Friend

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. 

 

     ~   Buddha  ~  

 

 

Sir Lancelot

Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.

It was a knight mare.

Father

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. 

Laugh

                        

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

    ~  Norm Papernick  ~    

Economics

 

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year.