UFO

If you identify a UFO as a UFO, then it becomes a FO.

If it has landed, it is simply an O.

Greatest Pleasure

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Lion

Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.

      ~  African proverb  ~

Silk Worms

 Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Common Elements

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 

But not in that order.

    ~  Brian Pickrell  ~   

The less we know

The less we know, the longer the explanation.  

Irony

Irony: 

Buying a suit with two pair of pants and then burning a hole in the coat.