Old Cooks

 

Old cooks never die, they just get deranged. 

The Office

An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

Never Forget

Never Forget ....
You have survived every single bad day so far.

Depth

 Depth:

 Height turned upside down.

Shaking Hands

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

    ~   Indira Gandhi  ~   

Day Off

Knowing that you've got tomorrow off work is more liberating than the day off itself.  

Neckwear

And the award for best neckwear goes to..                                    

Well would you look at that, it's a tie.