Talking

 

If you see me talking to myself, just move along.

I'm self-employed. We're having a meeting.

Bikers

Bikers:  living proof that you can wear leather and not look sexy.

Ocean Roar

Why does the ocean roar?

You'd roar, too, if you had that many crabs on your bottom.

    ~  Redd Foxx  ~

Work

Work hard in silence. Let success be you noise.

Loose Change

I always throw my loose change into a large vase because my mother always told me, "A penny saved is a penny urned".

Idiots

You don't learn from smart people, you learn from idiots. Watch what they do, and then don't do it.

    ~  Minnesota Fats  ~

Universe

The universe consists of two types of things: "matter" and "doesn't matter".

    ~  Sir Terry Pratchett  ~