Cross-Country Trip

Never take a cross-country trip with a kid who has just learned to whistle.

    ~  Jean Deuel  ~

Your Call

"Your call is very important to us.

 Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."

Change Yourself

Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.
 

Buy Flowers

 

Marriage counselor: “Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?”

Him: “To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.”

What's New Pussycat

"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'What's New Pussycat'."

"Ah. That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

Two Lives

“We all have two lives, the second one starts when you realise you only have one.”

     ~  Confucius  ~                                             

Toy

 An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.